“Filthy Paint Licker” Mug – For Real Hobby Heroes, Eh!

So you spent all night tryin’ to paint teeny tiny space dudes and now your brush water looks like swamp juice, eh? You need this glorious vessel of caffeine and shame to keep you goin’. Whether you’re layering highlights or just lickin’ brushes like a savage, this mug’s got yer back.

Features:

• Big enough for a double-double or enough black coffee to keep ya painting through the long winter nights.
• Ceramic – like the pots your mom used to keep soup in, but better ‘cause this one’s got attitude.
• Loud and proud: “Filthy Paint Licker” slapped right on the side so the whole table knows you live dangerously.
• Microwave & dishwasher safe – in case you drop it in the rinse cup again, ya maniac.

Perfect for:

• Painters who laugh in the face of flavor.
• Hobby nights, game days, or judging others’ edge highlights.
• Scaring normies at work who don’t know the hobby life.

So grab one, ya filthy animal. It’s the mug that says, “I lick brushes and I don’t care who knows it!”

Take off, clean your brush, and sip like a legend.